The Love Bike
You see a post with a name like “The Love Bike” and it makes me wonder what you think you’re going to see.
Is it a Harley? Some sort of huge motorcycle?
How about a Honda? They used to have one of the great slogans: “You meet the nicest people on a Honda”. That was before they did cars and mowers and all.
Perhaps a tandem bike. You know, a bicycle built for two.
Nah. Nothing so exotic.
It’s too late for Valentines, so this must be a year-round Love Bike.
Actually, there was a clue to it in the basket. There was a pamplet for a “Bike Lane Liberation Clown Ride” for March 15 (a Saturday). They’re planning on having clown makeup and everything.
I know people who fear clowns. I hope they aren’t wandering around Manhattan and run across a mess o’ clowns dedicated to protecting their turf.